<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372</id><updated>2009-10-12T22:25:38.814-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog do Svart</title><subtitle type='html'>Melhor visualizado no Firefox, em 1024x768 pixels</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>260</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-3627290626557464455</id><published>2009-04-23T16:29:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-23T16:39:47.426-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Bráulio Mantovani sobre Cidade de Deus e Tropa de Elite&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vasculhando emails...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23/11/07&lt;br /&gt;Olá Bráulio, como vai?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sou editor de cultura da Revista VIP e queremos fazer uma matéria contigo. Seria uma comparação de estilos entre American Gangster, o novo do Ridley Scott, e os brasileiros Cidade de Deus e Tropa de Elite. Nós assistiríamos juntos ao filme e você faria uma análise de alguns momentos chave. A idéia é mostrar que, em alguns aspectos, nosso modelo "favela movie" superou o "gangster movie" deles. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O que você acha?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obrigado, um abraço.&lt;br /&gt;-- &lt;br /&gt;Maurício Svartman&lt;br /&gt;Revista VIP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16/12/07&lt;br /&gt;Oi, Maurício.&lt;br /&gt;Eu viajei muito nos últimos tempos a trabalho e não consegui dar conta dos e-mails. Estou muito lisonjeado com seu convite. O problema é que eu estou atolado de trabalho. Não vou conseguir ver os filmes com você e fazer as análises. É uma pena. Mesmo assim, obrigado pelo convite e desculpe por demorar tanto para responder.&lt;br /&gt;abcs,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17/12/07&lt;br /&gt;Olá, Bráulio. &lt;br /&gt;Obrigado por responder meu email. Se não for muito trabalho, gostaria de uma ajuda rápida em outra matéria. Pode ser por email mesmo. &lt;br /&gt;Quero saber de você qual dos livros foi mais difícil de adaptar para as telas: Cidade de Deus ou Tropa de Elite. E uma declaraçãozinha de pelo menos parágrafo. Pode ser? &lt;br /&gt;abraços e obrigado,&lt;br /&gt;Maurício&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17/12/07&lt;br /&gt;Essa é mole. Porque na verdade eu só adaptei Cidade de Deus. Alguém na imprensa comeu bola e a notícia equivocada se espalhou. Quando o livro Elite da Tropa foi escrito, já havia pelo menos uma versão do roteiro do filme Tropa de Elite. O livro ficou pronto antes porque o processo editorial é muito mais ágil que o da produção de um filme. E daí criou-se a confusão. Mas eu ainda nem li o livro Elite da Tropa. &lt;br /&gt;abcs,&lt;br /&gt;B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17/12/07&lt;br /&gt;Putz! A maneira como essas notícias são criadas está além da minha compreensão...&lt;br /&gt;Mas o Tropa saiu do zero, então? Só com a ajuda do Rodrigo Pimentel? Teve alguma inspiração no Notícias de uma Guerra Particular?&lt;br /&gt;abs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17/12/07&lt;br /&gt;Quando eu entrei no projeto já havia um primeiro tratamento do roteiro escrito pelo Zé Padilha e pelo Rodrigo Pimentel. Eu trabalhei inicialmente como "script doctor". Quer dizer: uma espécie de consultor. Li, dei palpites, li novas versões, dei novos palpites. Até que acabei entrando como roteirista mesmo. Reestruturei o roteiro. O Zé voltou a mexer no roteiro. Ficamos no pingue-pongue por um tempo: ele fazia alterações e enviava o roteiro para mim. Eu fazia ajustes e enviava para ele. Aí ele filmou. Durante o processo de montagem, reestruturamos o roteiro junto com o Daniel Rezende (montador) em função do incrível desempenho do Wagner Moura. O Capitão Nascimento era um personagem secundário. Cresceu tanto graças ao Wagner Moura que acabou tornando Matias (o protagonista original) um personagem menos interessante. Daí que resolvemos recontar a história do ponto de vista do Capitão Nascimento. Isso significou uma nova narração em off e uma complicada reestruturação na ordem das cenas.&lt;br /&gt;Até onde eu sei, Notícias de uma Guerra Particular não inspirou nem influenciou o Zé Padilha a fazer esse projeto. A idéia surgiu enquanto ele fazia Ônibus 174. Ele entrevistou os policiais do Bope e se interessou pelo universo deles.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-3627290626557464455?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/3627290626557464455/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=3627290626557464455&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3627290626557464455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3627290626557464455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2009/04/braulio-mantovani-sobre-cidade-de-deus.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-6835107875257869388</id><published>2009-04-14T16:42:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T16:43:50.519-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;O consumidor mais chato do mundo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wall Mart&lt;br /&gt;Atendimento ao Vivo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:55:18 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Olá Mauricio Svartman. Como posso ajudá-lo? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:55:44 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Olá Fulvio Lima. Eu adquiri um produto de vocês, um carregador veicular para iPhone, mas ele não funciona. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:56:05 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Na verdade, adquiri dois, que dei de presente, mas ambas as pessoas disseram que não funciona &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:57:29 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Mas o que não funciona?Ele não liga?Está com alguma avaria?, Sr Mauricio? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:57:41 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;o iPhone não o reconhece &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:57:55 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;2 iPhones diferentes, em 2 carros diferentes &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:58:22 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Configurou o iphone corretamente? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:58:32 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;como assim? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:58:55 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;o iPhone funciona normalmente, e carrega normalmente com outros carregadores &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15:59:58 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Quando recebeu o produto, Sr Mauricio?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;16:00:49 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;vi no meu email que foi há umas 3 semanas, mas só dei agora na Páscoa &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:02:04 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;A troca por arrependimento ou defeito do produto deve ser comunicada ao atendimento Wal*Mart, dentro do prazo de até 7 dias corridos a contar da data de recebimento do pedido. Como o prazo expirou-se, será necessário que entre em contato com o fabricante para verificar a assistência técnica mais próxima para o envio do produto, Sr Mauricio. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:02:36 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;sim, eu sei, mas eu só soube agora. pensei que poderíamos resolver isso amigavelmente. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:03:19 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Mesmo porque no artigo 18 do Código de Defesa do Consumidor, conforme consta no site do Procon, o prazo para reclamação é de 30 dias. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:03:20 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Peço que verifique a assistência! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:03:52 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Por que a exclamação? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:03:53 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Referente as Lojas Físicas, Sr Mauricio! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:04:53 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Mais alguma informação? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:05:16 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Mas o artigo 18 do CDC, diz que o prazo para reclamação é de 30 dias &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:06:37 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Sr Mauricio, ? Defeito técnico ou de fabricação o prazo é de 7 (sete) dias a partir do recebimento do produto (conforme Art. 18 e Art. 26 do Código de Defesa do Consumidor); &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:07:36 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Não é o que diz aqui, no Portal do Consumidor http://www.portaldoconsumidor.gov.br/noticia.asp?busca=sim&amp;id=8307 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:07:46 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;?O direito de reclamar tem prazo estipulado em 30 dias, tratando-se de fornecimento de serviços e de produtos não-duráveis, e 90 dias, para bens duráveis, contados a partir da entrega efetiva do produto ou do término da execução dos serviços?, explicou o diretor do Procon-AM. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:08:55 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Não realizaremos a troca, Sr Mauricio! Estes procedimentos são para Lojas Físicas. &lt;br /&gt;Trabalhamos com os procedimentos cabíveis e aceitáveis perante o Procon e o Código de Defesa do Consumidor &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:09:54 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Mas o produto não funciona! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:10:00 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Sr Fulvio! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:13:13 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Sr Mauricio, as informações já foram passadas, algo mais? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:14:12 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Eu não entendo por que vocês são tão resistentes em me auxiliar com um produto tão barato. Vocês sabem que se não me ajudarem eu nunca mais compro com vocês. E, se me ajudarem, ganham um cliente. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:14:38 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Eu gasto muito na internet e esse foi meu primeiro produto na WalMart. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:14:51 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Não é uma boa estratégia a longo prazo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:16:51 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Compreendo! Porém estes são procedimentos do Procon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:17:08 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Tenho número de protocolo? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:17:25 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;O protocolo é 2129924! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:18:22 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Ok! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:18:44 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Não vou poder falar bem do WalMart nos fóruns. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:21:53 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Algo mais? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:22:38 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Sim, gostaria do número do telefone da assistência física ao meu produto.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;16:23:35 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Estou dando a chance de vocês me ajudarem em pelo menos alguma coisa. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:24:49 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Peço que verifique no manual do produto, Sr Mauricio! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:25:05 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;não tem manual &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:27:00 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Peço que entre em contato com o nosso SAC Institucional através do telefone: 0800-705-5050 ou do e-mail walmartevoce@wal-mart.com, de segunda a domingo, das 8h às 22h para verificar a sua assistência.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:27:43 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Ah, valeu, Sr. Fulvio! Está liberado. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:28:54 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Correto! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:29:26 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Exato! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:29:45 Mauricio Svartman diz:&lt;br /&gt;Me despeço, mas estou descontente contigo. Pense nisso. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16:30:15 Fulvio A.M. de Lima diz:&lt;br /&gt;Permanecemos à disposição.Wal*Mart.com.br agradece seu contato, tenha uma ótima tarde!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-6835107875257869388?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/6835107875257869388/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=6835107875257869388&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/6835107875257869388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/6835107875257869388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2009/04/o-consumidor-mais-chato-do-mundo-wall.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-7086461661417520078</id><published>2009-01-21T20:23:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T20:24:39.473-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Donde?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Janeiro 20, 2009 by José Saramago&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Donde saiu este homem? Não peço que me digam onde nasceu, quem foram os seus pais, que estudos fez, que projecto de vida desenhou para si e para a sua família. Tudo isso mais ou menos o sabemos, tenho aí a sua autobiografia, livro sério e sincero, além de inteligentemente escrito. Quando pergunto donde saiu Barack Obama estou a manifestar a minha perplexidade por este tempo que vivemos, cínico, desesperançado, sombrio, terrível em mil dos seus aspectos, ter gerado uma pessoa (é um homem, podia ser uma mulher) que levanta a voz para falar de valores, de responsabilidade pessoal e colectiva, de respeito pelo trabalho, também pela memória daqueles que nos antecederam na vida. Estes conceitos que alguma vez foram o cimento da melhor convivência humana sofreram por muito tempo o desprezo dos poderosos, esses mesmos que, a partir de hoje (tenham-no por certo), vão vestir à pressa o novo figurino e clamar em todos os tons: “Eu também, eu também.” Barack Obama, no seu discurso, deu-nos razões (as razões) para que não nos deixemos enganar. O mundo pode ser melhor do que isto a que parecemos ter sido condenados. No fundo, o que Obama nos veio dizer é que outro mundo é possível. Muitos de nós já o vinhamos dizendo há muito. Talvez a ocasião seja boa para que tentemos pôr-nos de acordo sobre o modo e a maneira. Para começar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Publicado em &lt;a href="http://caderno.josesaramago.org/"target=_blank&gt;O Caderno de Saramago&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-7086461661417520078?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/7086461661417520078/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=7086461661417520078&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7086461661417520078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7086461661417520078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2009/01/donde-janeiro-20-2009-by-jos-saramago.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-7207447282097941763</id><published>2008-12-12T14:27:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T14:29:22.837-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Achei isso no meu e-mail, escrevi no segundo ano de faculdade, em 2004, para o curso de Jornalismo Opinativo. Bom perceber que ainda penso assim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Louro José e as pílulas de felicidade&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dia desses eu vi na TV o Louro José, papagaio da Ana Maria Braga, vociferando contra as declarações do atacante Ronaldo (o Cicarelli), que, após a derrota para o Equador, disse que jogar na altitude de Quito era “desumano”. De acordo com a marionete da apresentadora, o jogador não teria direito a reclamar porque ganhava salários altos demais para tal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O protesto do Louro tem raízes em um pensamento da sociedade capitalista atual: o grande objetivo na vida não é ser feliz, mas sim, rico. Se o salário é alto, nada mais interessa. E você não tem direito de reclamar dos reveses que a vida lhe traz. O que mais me incomodou, no entanto, não foi a fala do Louro, tão presente nos discursos atuais, mas o fato de que eu nunca havia me apercebido do materialismo nela contida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu poderia justificar que os jogadores de futebol têm rendimentos proporcionais à renda que geram, mas tal desculpa seria tão capitalista quanto o modus faciendi dos que criticam os reclamos dos atletas. O fato é que, por mais que se pregue o contrário em livros de auto-ajuda, filmes hollywoodianos ou discursos vazios mundo afora, houve um desvirtuamento da finalidade de estarmos aqui.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A explicação pode ser encontrada em um desses odiados e-mails direcionados com mensagens em powerpoint: todos somos malabaristas, e equilibramos cinco bolas durante a vida. Quatro delas são de vidro: a família, a saúde, os amigos e o espírito. Se caírem, terão danos permanentes. A outra, é de borracha e quica quando bate no chão: o trabalho. Isto seria a mais pura definição do nosso objetivo vital. A verdade, todos sabemos, é outra.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que jogue a primeira pedra quem nunca descuidou da saúde, passando períodos em claro, em frente ao computador, somente para cumprir prazos no trabalho. Quem nunca faltou a uma reunião de família ou amigos por ter um compromisso “inadiável” no trabalho. Como se alguém fosse imprescindível profissionalmente... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O que mais reclama dos maltratos, no entanto, é o espírito. É este quem sofre quando percebe que foi deixado de lado para propósitos nada gloriosos. E é quem vai olhar para trás, no último suspiro da existência, e conferir que, entre os momentos que mais a marcaram, não há nenhum relacionado à parte profissional. Afinal, enquanto os cifrões que aparecem todo final de mês são pílulas de felicidade, sentir-se querido por alguém a quem também se quer causa marcas indeléveis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Escrito em novembro de 2004&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-7207447282097941763?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/7207447282097941763/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=7207447282097941763&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7207447282097941763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7207447282097941763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2008/12/achei-isso-no-meu-e-mail-escrevi-no.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-1265798243809572946</id><published>2008-11-06T13:14:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T13:16:26.024-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>E descobriram que Obama é, na verdade, uma mulher branca:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mulher: &lt;a href="http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/mundo/ult94u464630.shtml"&gt;http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/mundo/ult94u464630.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Branca: &lt;a href="http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/mundo/ult94u464766.shtml"&gt;http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/mundo/ult94u464766.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-1265798243809572946?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/1265798243809572946/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=1265798243809572946&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/1265798243809572946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/1265798243809572946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2008/11/e-descobriram-que-obama-na-verdade-uma.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-2954495136208856505</id><published>2008-10-27T17:16:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T17:17:04.815-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O2otNeip45U&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O2otNeip45U&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all think back to last season, we were so close to winning it all&lt;br /&gt;Its a funny old game, the game of football&lt;br /&gt;We needed a man to show us the light&lt;br /&gt;To prove we hadnt lost it all over night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Won the World Cup in 2002&lt;br /&gt;And now he’s a blue through and through&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He bought Deco and Bosingwa&lt;br /&gt;and convinced lampard to stay&lt;br /&gt;not to travel to Jose in Italy play&lt;br /&gt;And he’ll make us play in a beautiful way&lt;br /&gt;He’s already got all of the fans on his side&lt;br /&gt;as they sing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;He’ll make us play just like Brazil&lt;br /&gt;We’ll win every game 18-0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;West London will turn into Rio over night&lt;br /&gt;Our team will be playing a footballing delight&lt;br /&gt;With 500 passes, 12 flicks and a goal every move&lt;br /&gt;We’ll forget all about how it feels to draw or to lose&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Won the World Cup in 2002&lt;br /&gt;And now he’s a blue through and through&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;He’ll make us play just like Brazil&lt;br /&gt;We’ll win every game 18-0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Scolari oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;It’ll be just liek watching Brazil&lt;br /&gt;And it’s all thanks to our man Big Phil&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-2954495136208856505?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-2643887482102925949</id><published>2008-04-09T18:34:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T18:35:07.764-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://noticias.uol.com.br/ultnot/reuters/2008/04/08/ult729u73538.jhtm"target=_blank&gt;Venezuela diz que "Os Simpsons" são ruins para crianças&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CARACAS (Reuters) - &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;A Venezuela retirou do ar o desenho norte-americano "Os Simpsons" e chamou a atenção para a influência potencialmente ruim sobre as crianças. No lugar do desenho na programação da manhã, foram reprisados episódios do seriado "SOS Malibu".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-2643887482102925949?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/2643887482102925949/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=2643887482102925949&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2643887482102925949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2643887482102925949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2008/04/venezuela-diz-que-os-simpsons-so-ruins.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-3039764521248552740</id><published>2008-03-31T18:29:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T18:30:04.342-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Transcrição do vídeo do Matt: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey Jimmy…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…I don’t know I’ve been on the road so long I..I don’t even know what city I’m in any more to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important, I mean we’ve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m sorry but it’s true&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m not imagining it’s you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;While you’re drinking diet Snapple&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I said I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She said she’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;Hey Jim, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we went fishing…And we caught a bunch of fish…Then you puked in the bucket…On the fish that we caught…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Girls:&lt;br /&gt;Knock knock!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boys:&lt;br /&gt;Who’s that knocking at my door?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girls:&lt;br /&gt;Imefa!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boys:&lt;br /&gt;Imefa who?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girls:&lt;br /&gt;I’m fucking Matt Damon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boys:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;Analyze!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone:&lt;br /&gt;F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;And you know that I ain’t lying&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I said I’m fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Insider’s Pat O’Brien:&lt;br /&gt;It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;[Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;[Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;[Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;She’s fucking Matt Damon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;I love L.A.!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;No, you did great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;Pretty damn good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time…sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Silverman:&lt;br /&gt;[laughs] You are soo bad!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon:&lt;br /&gt;A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go fuck in my bed…See ya Jimmy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-3039764521248552740?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/3039764521248552740/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=3039764521248552740&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3039764521248552740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3039764521248552740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2008/03/legendas-do-vdeo-do-matt-hey-jimmyits.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-3332978313581035367</id><published>2008-03-31T18:28:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T18:32:19.096-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;E a do Ben:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ben Affleck: No…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crowd &amp; Ben: Ahhhh….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel &amp; Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.&lt;br /&gt;It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.&lt;br /&gt;I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.&lt;br /&gt;When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.&lt;br /&gt;And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: He’s fucking Ben&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pete Wentz &amp; Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: Just like prison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Huey Lewis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meatloaf &amp; Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Christina Applegate &amp; Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Huey Lewis &amp; Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-3332978313581035367?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/3332978313581035367/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=3332978313581035367&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3332978313581035367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3332978313581035367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2008/03/e-do-ben-jimmy-kimmel-oh-hi-sarah.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-210108770398467624</id><published>2008-03-28T12:36:00.005-03:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T12:51:43.047-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Fucking &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM"&gt;Matt Damon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quase sempre, no final de seu &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320037/"&gt;programa&lt;/a&gt;, o apresentador americano &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453994/"&gt;Jimmy Kimmel&lt;/a&gt; brinca: "&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk"&gt;Our apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time&lt;/a&gt;". Até que a namorada de Kimmel, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0821375/"&gt;Sarah Silverman&lt;/a&gt;, decidiu dar uma zoada:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wnVJZkDuVBM&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wnVJZkDuVBM&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E levou o troco:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sIQrBouWRiE&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sIQrBouWRiE&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-210108770398467624?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/210108770398467624/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=210108770398467624&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/210108770398467624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/210108770398467624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2008/03/fucking-matt-damon-quase-sempre-no.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-7846931112876766108</id><published>2007-11-13T13:13:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T13:15:23.307-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;¿Por qué no te callas?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/utSKLe05p1s&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/utSKLe05p1s&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-7846931112876766108?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/7846931112876766108/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=7846931112876766108&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7846931112876766108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7846931112876766108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/11/por-qu-no-te-callas.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-2021803915683236027</id><published>2007-10-04T17:11:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-10-04T17:13:51.692-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;O celular do futuro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conheça o Sumsing Turbo 3000 Xi Multitask!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7DHrHMsT7KQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7DHrHMsT7KQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-2021803915683236027?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/2021803915683236027/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=2021803915683236027&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2021803915683236027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2021803915683236027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/10/o-celular-do-futuro-conhea-o-sumsing.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-718698791395407294</id><published>2007-09-28T00:08:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-28T00:14:54.208-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Simplesmente Bush&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pa3J-L29iT8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pa3J-L29iT8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.surra.org/"target=_blank&gt;Surra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-718698791395407294?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/718698791395407294/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=718698791395407294&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/718698791395407294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/718698791395407294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/simplesmente-bush-via-surra.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-5323959196276442044</id><published>2007-09-21T17:06:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-21T17:07:34.930-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Internet People!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um resumão do que pegou no YouTube até hoje.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pPCkhYMQgY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pPCkhYMQgY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-5323959196276442044?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/5323959196276442044/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=5323959196276442044&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/5323959196276442044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/5323959196276442044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/internet-people-um-resumo-do-que-pegou.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-5317858525544449422</id><published>2007-09-20T17:38:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-20T17:38:58.880-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Difícil não sorrir&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qqTWGoJDmIM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qqTWGoJDmIM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-5317858525544449422?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/5317858525544449422/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=5317858525544449422&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/5317858525544449422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/5317858525544449422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/difcil-no-sorrir.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-2641266879331055676</id><published>2007-09-19T12:16:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T12:19:09.847-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Real demais&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LittleDog, criado por &lt;a href="http://www-clmc.usc.edu/~sschaal/"target=_blank&gt;Stefan Schaal&lt;/a&gt; e construído pela &lt;a href="http://www.bostondynamics.com/"target=_blank&gt;Boston Dynamics&lt;/a&gt;, é uma mistura de robô, &lt;a href="http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pug"target=_blank&gt;cachorro pug&lt;/a&gt; e barata.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBSK7LYpg9w"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBSK7LYpg9w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-2641266879331055676?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/2641266879331055676/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=2641266879331055676&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2641266879331055676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2641266879331055676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/real-demais-littledog-criado-por-stefan.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-997931819807370628</id><published>2007-09-19T12:09:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-26T00:28:00.925-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Intimidação Maori&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Performance aborígine dos neozelandeses antes de um jogo de rugby contra a África do Sul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BpNfaVocfV8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BpNfaVocfV8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://obutecodanet.blig.ig.com.br/"target=_blank&gt;O Buteco da Net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-997931819807370628?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/997931819807370628/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=997931819807370628&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/997931819807370628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/997931819807370628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/intimidao-maori-performance-aborgene.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-7045923520560437056</id><published>2007-09-19T10:24:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T10:26:16.938-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;E Bush tem um blog&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://iqhundred.blogspot.com/"target=_blank&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pi2A8q7xzfM/RvEjYJ7OvrI/AAAAAAAAAFY/-pdNc3YGMJ8/s400/blogbush.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111905949930405554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-7045923520560437056?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/7045923520560437056/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=7045923520560437056&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7045923520560437056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7045923520560437056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/e-bush-tem-um-blog.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pi2A8q7xzfM/RvEjYJ7OvrI/AAAAAAAAAFY/-pdNc3YGMJ8/s72-c/blogbush.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-8899830644439960512</id><published>2007-09-13T14:01:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T14:02:28.492-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Tudo errado&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Você sabe que o mundo está de cabeça para baixo quando o Fernando Gabeira (ainda que no cara errado) acerta um soco em alguém e o Felipão erra.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-8899830644439960512?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/8899830644439960512/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=8899830644439960512&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/8899830644439960512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/8899830644439960512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/tudo-errado-voc-sabe-que-o-mundo-est-de.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-2204938226007592175</id><published>2007-09-13T12:35:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T12:44:05.060-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Renan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Folha de SP&lt;/span&gt; fez uma enquete &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;depois &lt;/span&gt;da votação pela cassação de Renan Calheiros, com 75 dos 81 senadores que haviam participado do processo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O placar:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;43&lt;/span&gt; declararam que haviam votado a favor da cassação&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;9&lt;/span&gt; declararam que votaram contra&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;2&lt;/span&gt; disseram que se abstiveram&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;21&lt;/span&gt; omitiram o voto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O placar da votação:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;35&lt;/span&gt; votaram a favor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;40&lt;/span&gt; votaram contra&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;6&lt;/span&gt; se abstiveram&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ou seja, político é mentiroso por definição. Pelos menos 8 dos que votaram contra disseram para a &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Folha &lt;/span&gt;que votaram a favor. Por quê? Porque têm o rabo preso, mas têm vergonha de admitir. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esse país é inacreditável.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-2204938226007592175?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/2204938226007592175/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=2204938226007592175&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2204938226007592175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2204938226007592175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/renan-folha-de-sp-fez-uma-enquete.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-2258834493320681712</id><published>2007-09-13T11:37:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T11:48:07.243-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Aleluia de Thompson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A quem possa interessar, Hallelujah de Randall Thompson (1899-1984) é uma das músicas mais difíceis pra coral. Por favor, ouça com fone de ouvido.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8RpYXzIjfh4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8RpYXzIjfh4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O trecho aos 3:38 é o que mais me arrepia. &lt;br /&gt;Ah, o coral é venezuelano, muito bom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-2258834493320681712?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/2258834493320681712/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=2258834493320681712&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2258834493320681712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/2258834493320681712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/aleluia-de-thompson-quem-possa.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-5110848181437598908</id><published>2007-09-11T13:25:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T13:26:37.832-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Cuti cuti cuti&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/epUk3T2Kfno"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/epUk3T2Kfno" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-5110848181437598908?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/5110848181437598908/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=5110848181437598908&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/5110848181437598908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/5110848181437598908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/cuti-cuti-cuti.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-6072301167879496823</id><published>2007-09-04T12:01:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-04T12:05:33.390-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Pérolas do Orkut&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://perolasdoorkut.com.br/index.php?foto=f49a9"target=_blank&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pi2A8q7xzfM/Rt1zqkOkfQI/AAAAAAAAAEM/IkIofZkPpNI/s400/perolasdoorkut-com-br-f49a9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106364727624498434" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quer mais? Clique &lt;a href="http://perolasdoorkut.com.br/categorias_fotos.php?categoria=12"target=_blank&gt;aqui&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-6072301167879496823?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/6072301167879496823/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=6072301167879496823&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/6072301167879496823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/6072301167879496823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/prolas-do-orkut-quer-mais-clique-aqui.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pi2A8q7xzfM/Rt1zqkOkfQI/AAAAAAAAAEM/IkIofZkPpNI/s72-c/perolasdoorkut-com-br-f49a9.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-3674744107686182919</id><published>2007-09-03T13:56:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T14:03:18.066-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Tenho medo da China - parte 2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aproveitando que eu resolvi &lt;a href="http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/08/tenho-medo-da-china-no-me-conformo-com.html"target=_blank&gt;falar mal&lt;/a&gt; da China, segue uma &lt;a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/Page/document/v5/content/subscribe?user_URL=http://www.theglobeandmail.com%2Fservlet%2Fstory%2FRTGAM.20070822.wgtchinablog22%2FBNStory%2FTechnology%2Fhome&amp;ord=6164847&amp;brand=theglobeandmail&amp;force_login=true"target=_blank&gt;notícia&lt;/a&gt; que eu li no &lt;a href="http://anabrambilla.com/blog/"target=_blank&gt;blog da Aninha Brambilla&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Blog service providers in China are “encouraged” to register users with their real names and contact information, according to a new government document that tones down an earlier proposal banning anonymous online blogging. At least 10 major Chinese blog service providers have agreed to sign the “self-discipline pledge” issued by the Internet Society of China, the state-run Xinhua News Agency reported Tuesday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Traduzindo: a China pretende banir o anonimato na internet por lá. Só para o caso de alguém resolver falar merda do governo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-3674744107686182919?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/3674744107686182919/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=3674744107686182919&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3674744107686182919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/3674744107686182919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/aproveitando-que-eu-resolvi-falar-mal.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31595372.post-7423217940435102919</id><published>2007-09-02T23:03:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T23:03:35.195-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Campo Minado, o filme&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1770138" quality="best" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31595372-7423217940435102919?l=blogdosvart.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/feeds/7423217940435102919/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31595372&amp;postID=7423217940435102919&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7423217940435102919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31595372/posts/default/7423217940435102919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogdosvart.blogspot.com/2007/09/campo-minado-o-filme.html' title=''/><author><name>Mau Svartman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06715604719953842743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17639842671057736852'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>